repair

to get your flatbend sorted. (search flatbed)

chris "andrew you better get a repair"
andrew copp "i like my flatbed"
chris "hows that working for you?"
andrew copp "i think well"

repair by chineese man February 10, 2008

Repair Job 

A hand job for computers

my computer broke last week so i gave it a repair job.

Repair Job by Jonny555 December 25, 2008

Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man

A Man who Repairs unbroken items. He tends to act like The Cat in the Hat at time, and has a tendency to piss people the fuck off.

Dude 1: Damn the remote's broken.

Dude 2: Nah, it just needs new batteries.

RMMMMMMM: I'll save the day because I am Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man . . . (*crash*)

Dude 2: Hide the remote man!

Dude !: I can't he broke my fucking arm, asshole.

Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man by Jolly Ranchers September 27, 2009

Repair Cut 

A haircut to repair a botched haircut

Person 1: Shit man, looks like your barber needs glasses.
Person 2: I know, but what can I do now?
Person 1: Go to my barber and get yourself a repair cut.

Repair Cut by Edgar1066 July 30, 2009

Repair Guy 

A man who dates women after they've had a bad breakup and helps them see that not all men are assholes. They aren't often in long term relationships because when their job is done the woman often leaves for someone better.

Person One: Hey, did you hear Monty and Amber are dating?
Person Two: It won't last long. He's just the Repair Guy.

Repair Guy by Aashiq Farid July 16, 2017

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:

INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times

And its only $12.95 if its used

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

Fix or Repair Daily 

A derogatory phrase regarding the ailing American car company Ford, in which the word compacted into an acronym spells, yes, Ford.

Ford stands for Fix or Repair Daily.

Fix or Repair Daily by Nick Weiner March 6, 2009