FlatBed 

something or someone really fucked up

“he stole from the cancer donations he’s flatbed as fuck

shooting up a school is flatbed

FlatBed by the kfc guy March 7, 2021

flatbed cowboy

somebody who drives a flatbed truck. basically, country slang for a flatbed truck driver. It's an affectionate term.

"Just like that flatbed cowboy stacking US steel on a 3-day haul" ~'Fly Over States', Jason Aldean

flatbed cowboy by definitiondom October 12, 2013

Flatbed cold 

A degree of coldness that can only be compared to being naked on the back of a flatbed truck

It's flatbed cold outside

Flatbed cold by Cordelia Weedmark produced by November 7, 2019

flatbed scanner 

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

flatbed scanner by Norman July 24, 2004

San Diego Flatbed 

Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.

I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.

San Diego Flatbed by jeeyah March 13, 2013

Canadian Flatbed 

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.

I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.

Canadian Flatbed by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018

Flatbean 

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

Flatbean by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013