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flatbed cowboy

somebody who drives a flatbed truck. basically, country slang for a flatbed truck driver. It's an affectionate term.
"Just like that flatbed cowboy stacking US steel on a 3-day haul" ~'Fly Over States', Jason Aldean
by definitiondom October 12, 2013
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Flatbed cold

A degree of coldness that can only be compared to being naked on the back of a flatbed truck
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Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.
I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.
by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018
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flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.
"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."
by Norman July 24, 2004
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San Diego Flatbed

Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.
I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.
by jeeyah March 13, 2013
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FlatBed

“he stole from the cancer donations he’s flatbed as fuck

shooting up a school is flatbed
by the kfc guy March 7, 2021
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