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Machine repairman
A high caliber Craftsman who repairs anything with movable parts including machines used for sexual pleasure.
Machine repairman by R&E apprentice April 6, 2017
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small arms repairer
Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.
In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.
Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.
Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".
"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
small arms repairer by whatdoesthe91Fsay July 8, 2014
Maytag Repairman
Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.
Bored.
A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
Bored.
A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.
My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.
No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.
Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.
No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.
Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
Maytag Repairman by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009
camel toe repairman
One who repairs unsightly camel toes. This person would also tell you if spinach was in your teeth. The tool belts of these repairmen typically consist of pliers, maxi-pads, tweezers, and for more extreme cases a crow bar. You may find licensed repairmen with more advanced equipment. These repairmen can also fix Moose Knuckles, although they will charge a hearty fee. Good places to spot one in action are gymnasiums, swim meets, and the county fair.
Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a camel toe repairman.
Does anyone know a good camel toe repairman that will come out on Sunday afternoon?
Does anyone know a good camel toe repairman that will come out on Sunday afternoon?
camel toe repairman by Amy LC May 25, 2006
Repairman syndrome
When a malfunctioning appliance or piece of electronic equipment recommences working normally when under observation by a professional or other witness.
The computer kept locking up whenever I tried to log in... until the guy from IT came up to fix it. Then it worked fine. I guess it has a case of repairman syndrome.
Repairman syndrome by NorThor October 9, 2008
REPAIRMAN
Character from the 1996 Nickelodeon Show "Kenan and Kel" played by Kel Mitchell. Always attempted to fix things but just straight out broke them even more.
WOMAN: Oh, REPAIRMAN, please fix our television set.
REPAIRMAN: No Problem Ma'am, I'm REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN (smashes tv with hammer.)
REPAIRMAN: No Problem Ma'am, I'm REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN (smashes tv with hammer.)
REPAIRMAN by THE MASTER OF DISGUISEE October 31, 2009
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