REPAIRMAN

Character from the 1996 Nickelodeon Show "Kenan and Kel" played by Kel Mitchell. Always attempted to fix things but just straight out broke them even more.

WOMAN: Oh, REPAIRMAN, please fix our television set.

REPAIRMAN: No Problem Ma'am, I'm REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN (smashes tv with hammer.)

REPAIRMAN by THE MASTER OF DISGUISEE October 31, 2009

Repairman syndrome

When a malfunctioning appliance or piece of electronic equipment recommences working normally when under observation by a professional or other witness.

The computer kept locking up whenever I tried to log in... until the guy from IT came up to fix it. Then it worked fine. I guess it has a case of repairman syndrome.

Repairman syndrome by NorThor October 9, 2008

Repairman's remorse 

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.

Repairman's remorse by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

repairman's bondage 

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

repairman's bondage by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Machine repairman 

A high caliber Craftsman who repairs anything with movable parts including machines used for sexual pleasure.

"My machine broke down" , the beautiful redhead said so I called a machine repairman to fix it .

Machine repairman by R&E apprentice April 6, 2017

Maytag Repairman 

Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.

Bored.

A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.

I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.

My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.

No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.

Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.

Maytag Repairman by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009

camel toe repairman 

One who repairs unsightly camel toes. This person would also tell you if spinach was in your teeth. The tool belts of these repairmen typically consist of pliers, maxi-pads, tweezers, and for more extreme cases a crow bar. You may find licensed repairmen with more advanced equipment. These repairmen can also fix Moose Knuckles, although they will charge a hearty fee. Good places to spot one in action are gymnasiums, swim meets, and the county fair.

Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a camel toe repairman.
Does anyone know a good camel toe repairman that will come out on Sunday afternoon?

camel toe repairman by Amy LC May 25, 2006