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Rentervation

Replacing a bad renter with a better renter
That renter is a problem. It's time for a rentervation.
by Big BigBig K June 7, 2017
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standing reservation

A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.
He has a standing reservation there and brings in a new girl to treat out each week.
by Pap¡ February 13, 2017
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dinner reservation

A code which means the removal of a dead body and incriminating evidence. Normally followed by a number which communicates the number of bodies that need to be removed.
John Wick: "I'd like to make a dinner reservation for 12."
by You'll Thank Me Later April 13, 2016
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without reservations

Reservation itself is to either hold back or not feel worthy or maybe to feel as if you or your need is a burden or to have conflicted feelings.(More feelings of RESERVATION include: (doubt, reluctance, skepticism, qualms, scruples, demur, hesitance) So, when you are "without reservations" these "feelings" do not pertain to you.
"I finally feel now without reservation to go to the lake house with my boyfriend this summer".

"I can now accept compliments without reservation"

" I very much so admire my plumbers work now without reservations"
by LavitaDistress.Deviant.Com November 20, 2013
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Prophylactic reservation

A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.
My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.
by toddx June 22, 2012
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Reservation Trash

The Native American equivalent of White Trash. The people coming off of reservations who are clearly alcoholics, wife beaters, and whores.
"Did you see Running Creek? Now that's what I call reservation trash!"
by Joel Erickson March 24, 2003
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reservations

A dumb, useless system used in India for almost all Govt Jobs, Seats in Govt College etc. Reserves seats for People who were historically low castes.
Similar to quotas in the USA, however its for f**king 49.5% seats. Seats are divided as:

SC: People who did cleaning of sewers. Some too rich, use this to get high posts in govt jobs and remain rich through it. Get 15% reserved seats. A billionaire can get reservation.

ST: Many tribal people. System exploited by rich and not helping the poor. Get 7.5% of reserved seats. Income don't matter.

OBC: Socially backward classes in history. Have a income limit to avail benefits, same problems of misuse exist. Get 27% reserved seats.

General Poor: A newly implemented quota for poor, parental income less than Rupees 800,000(which is big amount in India.).

The more f**king bad thing is that Reserved category candidate is first considered for seat allotment in General seats(on basis of merit) and if not selected, he/she can get the reserved seat.

So basically if you are a general category candidate, you are completely screwed.

Reservations for Physically Disabled also exist but they are very less. Reservations for Girls also exist in some places but don't create any problems for General Category candidates.

Unfortunately, no political party supports removing or reducing it as it is a vote bank for them. They do violent protests if they fear reservation removal. They have partial Autocracy over Govt Jobs, Govt Colleges.
This reservations system is bullshit, I got 80% marks while that rich asshole with an iPhone and a BMW got 45% marks and got admission in that college while I didn't.
by Ascrewedgeneralcandidate February 20, 2019
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