rejubulation

A joyous and happy rejuvenation of one's career.

Shane Victorino: A lot of people counted me out, but when I came to Boston, it was straight rejubulation. -2013

by TheMaineMan5 October 20, 2013

premature ejubulation

Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.

Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.

by bp again September 6, 2012

rejaculation

the cum that squirts out of the vagina after a man ejaculates into her.

He: AAAaaah.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.

by herbedUP September 15, 2009

Rejeculation

(Re-Jec-u-la-tion) A moment when u think you're about to hit the "Big O" and nothing happens. Usually This happens when you have an Erectile Dysfunction or some other kind of dick problem...

I was with this girl last night and i was about to finish but i rejeculated

(rejeculated is past tense for Rejeculation)

by RatedDforDirty May 31, 2011

rejaculation

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.

"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.

by scodder July 6, 2010

rejaculation

The semen that comes out after the ejaculation eruption.

After whacking it and cleaning up, I was watching TV and then when I got up ten minutes later, I felt the rejaculation on my leg.

by Mace Windu L. Jackson September 11, 2005

Rehabulation

A simulation of rehab.

Omg, I'm so hung over and drunk, I need some rehab and so I'll go on my computer and play rehabulation!

by Peepintomster4908 September 7, 2010