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Moist Regards 

Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.

The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.

While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".

Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.

"... If you have any questions please reach out.

Moist Regards,

-Your Name"
Moist Regards by Octobottom March 28, 2022
Related Words

Regalsis 

A condition in which you go too hard core on being an Evil Regal. Every second of every day is consumed by Evil Regal related things. You go everywhere in your Evil Regal shirt and eat nothing but food that contains apples.
Katie: Did you see Nelly? She's totally suffering from Regalsis
Marguerite: Yep, poor thing it's like a wraith sucked her soul and the only thing left was her fandom
Katie: She's so hardcore, and definitely Lanasexual
Regalsis by NellyPheenix November 1, 2012

regaslight 

when you gaslight someone, then admit to gaslighting them but then you play it off like you never admitted it, thus gaslighting them all over again
**takes a serious psychological toll on someone USE WITH CAUTION**
i want to regaslight the shit out of my neighbor today for a fun prank

Regastitute 

A female slut that shows up to sailing regattas not to sail but to get banged by as many drunken sailors in the cabins of their boats as possible. She typically claims to know how to sail but generally doesn't know shit. She will often wear a bikini to advertise her intentions on the racecourse. Sometimes she can be referred to as a cockpit not to be mistaken with the after middle section of a sailboat where the crew will sit. She'll wear the latest team logo gear as if she's a sponsored pro even if she had only sailed on the boat once, the owner gave her the gear hoping he would have a turn with her later.
She will seek out to hook up with the best sailors first but will settle for any hard penis by the end of the rum party. There is always at least one at every regatta, and she will probably bring by her equally slutty friend that has nothing to do with sailing at all but has the same intentions.
"Hey I heard the regastitute is here sailing on bow #32, Think I'll take her down below later for a little "offshore drilling." "Yeah Man, Any port in a storm"
Regastitute by JohnnyJboats March 9, 2009

best regards 

A nice way to end an e-mail or a letter.
best regards by AleReDnBlack September 16, 2013

KIND REGARDS 

When you sarcastically end an email to be professionally polite - but what you actually meant to say is: 'fuck off ye cunt'
Dear Darren,

Please re-do the stair drawings by the end of the day today, final deadline.

KIND REGARDS,

James
KIND REGARDS by schpountz April 26, 2017