rectumry

The places formally known as rectories where priests take little children to modlest them out of the public eye.

Father Brown took little Johny to his bedroom in the rectumry to play stash the salami.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

Rectumfy a Situation

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.

Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.

by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012

rectumfy

To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.

Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.

by Julien Pitre November 10, 2008

Oral Rectumy

A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.

Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.

by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010

Rectumfy

To correct a situation or misunderstanding by furiously penetrating someone anally.

I had a stalker. He was so insistent, that I had to rectumfy the situation. Needless to say, he got what he deserved in the end. The rear end.

by Heywowlookitsme November 2, 2019

Rectumfry

To mess up a situation, as though you did it with fire from your rectum.

We'll appoint a commitee.That should Rectumfry the situation.

by Waboa February 1, 2009

rectumraider

a person who raids someone of their rectum (gives it to someone up the ass)

the rectumraider shoved his dick so hard into the girls ass he made her bleed

by punk January 7, 2003