rectumry
The places formally known as rectories where priests take little children to modlest them out of the public eye.
rectumry by r to the ob March 27, 2004
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Rectumfy a Situation
Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.
Friend: Really, how'd that go???
Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.
Friend: Really, how'd that go???
Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.
Rectumfy a Situation by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012
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rectumfy
To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.
rectumfy by Julien Pitre November 10, 2008
Oral Rectumy
A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.
Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.
Oral Rectumy by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010
Rectumfy
I had a stalker. He was so insistent, that I had to rectumfy the situation. Needless to say, he got what he deserved in the end. The rear end.
Rectumfy by Heywowlookitsme November 2, 2019
rectumraider
rectumraider by punk January 7, 2003
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