4 definitions by r to the ob

rectumry

The places formally known as rectories where priests take little children to modlest them out of the public eye.

Father Brown took little Johny to his bedroom in the rectumry to play stash the salami.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

prostatotion

Pimping out 14 year old prostatot that dresses like a whore.

This is only acceptable in states such as Arkansas where its condonable to fuck your underage siblings.

Paul, you gotta stop picking up 14 year old sluts online or your gonna get arrested for prostatotion.

by r to the ob March 26, 2004

prostatot

Pre-teen girls that dress like whores (aka prostatutes).

That 12 year old in the skirt and fuck me boots is a fucking prostatot.

by r to the ob March 26, 2004

semenary

The places formally known as seminaries where priests learn to molest little children on a professional level.

Father Ken spent 4 years at St. Bernard's semenary before he was given the blessing of the church to teach kids how to propperly punch a clown.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004