rectifry 

A bungling attempt to alleviate a problem or malfunction, but which ends up just completely destroying said problematic object/situation, or making matters infinitely worse.

Angus MacGyver's alter-ego, MacGruber, is infamous for his rectifrying any situation he is faced with.

rectifry by QuacksO April 14, 2019

rectify 

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

rectify by Razukin December 1, 2002

rectify 

To correct somebody who is clearly talking out of his arse.

After listening to his horseshit for a bit, I thought I'd rectify the situation.

rectify by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Rectify 

To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.

This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.

Rectify by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

rectify 

To convert alternating current to direct current by means of a semiconductive material or a vacuum tube.

The AC power in my amplifier is rectified by a 5U4GB tube.

rectify by BlastMaster May 18, 2003