Rectalosis 

A shitty outlook on life.

John suffers from a serious case of rectalosis

Rectalosis by Brad W3144 July 22, 2015

cranial rectosis 

condition. person that has their head up their ass.

"My boss has cranial rectosis"

cranial rectosis by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

Optical Rectalitis 

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

Optical Rectalitis by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

rectosis

condition ,in which a rectum emits foul smelling odors.

Studies have found that consumption of spicy foods and alcohol frequently leads to rectosis.

rectosis by batdaddy October 29, 2007

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

cranial rectologist by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010

octicular rectanosis 

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

octicular rectanosis by Kiv August 9, 2018

optical rectosis 

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.

Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.

optical rectosis by NoQuarter July 20, 2006