Rectalysis 

A thorough dissection of a given idea down to its etymology, history, and countless bullshit considered ancillary to said idea. Considered on par with dissertations in academia, rectalyses are provided by Masters and honors undergraduate students seeking admission to medical school and are proctored by... well, proctologists and other MDs.

Jeffrey: How was that exam? You don't look good.
Adam: Bruh, I don't feel good! I got the worst rectalysis of my lifetime. Poor bum's gonna be sore this week. :(

Rectalysis by EternalSoldier November 26, 2024

Optical Rectalitis 

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

Optical Rectalitis by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

octicular rectanosis 

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

octicular rectanosis by Kiv August 9, 2018

Rectalosis 

A shitty outlook on life.

John suffers from a serious case of rectalosis

Rectalosis by Brad W3144 July 22, 2015

rantalysis 

analysis + rant = rantalysis

Rush was doing his usual rantalysis today.

rantalysis by broncula January 12, 2012

cranial rectalitis 

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

cranial rectalitis by deeja January 3, 2008

optical rectalitis 

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

optical rectalitis by terryzz February 22, 2009