Recepticon 

A evil deception who has plans to dominate and destroy humanity and lures young boys using free 5 bar WiFi signals

OH NO RUN!!! IT’S RECEPTICON THE DECEPTICON

Recepticon by Recepticon August 15, 2018

Decepticons 

A faction of Cybertronians who are in an ongoing war against the Autobots. They're led by Megatron and are usually portrayed as antagonists.

The city has been completely wiped out by the Decepticons and now I'm homeless.

Decepticons by That Robot Fucker January 11, 2019

receptionize 

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

receptionize by mvolfman July 8, 2010

sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.

Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom

sperm recepticle by SeanH September 30, 2004

Statue of Reception 

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.

Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

Statue of Reception by meetgeorgejetson August 20, 2009

spunk recepticle 

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.

That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle

spunk recepticle by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

Mr Brown is waiting in reception by Jiminator February 16, 2008