receptioneer

A male receptionist.

"I think that receptioneer was checkin you out dude. Gay."

by The Squeasel August 26, 2003

receptionize

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

by mvolfman July 8, 2010

Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.

Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.

by murlock June 29, 2011

receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011