Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive
internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all
time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Cures include getting a better
job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend
six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had
zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of
Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.