Victorian Grandmother

A person (typically older than 40 or 50) who seems to disapprove of anything modern such as modern music and thing and seems to think they're in the past such as insisting things are done in the old fashioned way and treating "bloody" as a disgusting swear word.

That woman is a right victorian grandmother.

by Jiminator October 20, 2008

Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 07, 2010

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008