receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,

I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!

by funkysk8er September 22, 2009

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receptionize

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

by mvolfman July 8, 2010

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Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

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Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

by Tony Red September 2, 2009

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