9 definitions by SeanH

hand release

A legal hand job performed by a massousse.

If you go to a massousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.

by SeanH October 7, 2004

tunnel bunny

A hooker, whore, prostitute. Term usually used to describe whores in big cities such as New York and Chicago because they stand and wait for customers in traffic tunnels.

"Hey Dad, Let's go into the city and check out the tunnel bunnies; you're paying this time!"

by SeanH October 5, 2004

Vaginaholic

1. One who has an insatiable appetite for the female genitalia. 2. The condition of a habit relating to vagina 3. One who needs vagina very frequently and in large amounts.

Habits include but not limited to: fucking, licking, poking, pinching, punching, tasting, testing, tickling, sucking, downloading, and looking at vagina.

My name is Sean H. and I am a vaginaholic.

by SeanH September 10, 2007

monkey

someone who has sub-human intelligence.

"Isn't it sad that we have two monkeys running for president right now?"

by SeanH October 6, 2004

Religionaire

One who has derived great wealth from any activity relating to religion.

I'm practicing my acting skills so I can go on TV and preach to poor people and morons. I'll have them all write me checks and I will soon be a religionaire just like the pope.

by SeanH August 14, 2008

CNA

Certified nursing assistant, or someone who washes bedpans.

rick: look at this mole, do you think it's cancer?
bob: I can ask my girlfriend, she's a CNA.
rick: shut up fuckhead, a CNA is someone who washes bedpans for a living.

by SeanH October 5, 2004

florida

The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire.

If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me

by SeanH February 19, 2005