CNA

Certified nursing assistant, or someone who washes bedpans.

rick: look at this mole, do you think it's cancer?
bob: I can ask my girlfriend, she's a CNA.
rick: shut up fuckhead, a CNA is someone who washes bedpans for a living.

by SeanH October 05, 2004

chubby pickle

A thick meaty penis that has a salty flavor.

"honey, I'm hungry."

"Here... have a chubby pickle, dear"

by SeanH September 30, 2004

Religionaire

One who has derived great wealth from any activity relating to religion.

I'm practicing my acting skills so I can go on TV and preach to poor people and morons. I'll have them all write me checks and I will soon be a religionaire just like the pope.

by SeanH October 08, 2008

florida

The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire.

If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me

by SeanH February 18, 2005

sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.

Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom

by SeanH September 30, 2004

tunnel bunny

A hooker, whore, prostitute. Term usually used to describe whores in big cities such as New York and Chicago because they stand and wait for customers in traffic tunnels.

"Hey Dad, Let's go into the city and check out the tunnel bunnies; you're paying this time!"

by SeanH October 05, 2004

monkey

someone who has sub-human intelligence.

"Isn't it sad that we have two monkeys running for president right now?"

by SeanH October 05, 2004