RealOta

The lesser-known brand of "super-size" vehicles that are driven by "the really big boys" --- i.e., Bigfoot, Paul Bunyan, etc. --- rather than just ordinary-sized humans... us lowly six-foot mortals have to just drive the "Toy" Ota vehicles, since we're not "big enough" to "safely handle the real thing".

I'd always wondered what kind of logging-truck Paul Bunyan would drive, but now that I've seen photos in the Guinness Book of World Records of the "biggest dump trucks in the world", I have an idea of what Paul's trucks probably look like... I'm guessing that those behemoths must be custom-made by the RealOta Motor Company specially for his use only; regular pint-sized humans like me hafta just drive ToyOtas.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

realmtard

A person who plays MMORPGs only to flame/spam the global chat room with caps lock typing, unnecessary punctuation, misspelled common words, unintelligible sentences, excessive emoticons, and/or conspiracy theories about the top players instead of actually playing the game and/or making friends. They are easily spotted by their desperate grasping for attention and vast amounts of time spent playing while having one of the weakest accounts in the game.

Bane Wulf: FLOOL PUP X KIA ! THEIR DESTROY ALL REALM STEEL GOLD !!
not kabba: one day ,,,,,, i ,,end you all ,,fok ,,,,,,litlle castels big fok er end all you day..
kaisersoze: Not this again.
FlavorFlav: Yep...looks like someone let the realmtards out again...

by freelancer54 May 24, 2017

realitarianism

Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.

I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.

by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006

realtalk

To be serious about something, Being serious about a conversation and/or topic.

Realtalk, like i hella like danny...

I dont like victoria cuz shes all over my man like realtalk.

by Paizly April 6, 2006

Realtard

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

realdotaplayer

A dota player that does not interact with the opposite gender.

phil: hey megan
megan: hey phil

(later on dota)
phil: hey guys im a realy (realdotaplayer)
george: NO YOUR NOT I SAW YOU TALKING TO MEGAN!

by deeZK July 17, 2009

realtar

Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.

Learn to play a realtar!

by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009