A person who plays MMORPGs only to flame/spam the global chat room with caps lock typing, unnecessary punctuation, misspelled common words, unintelligible sentences, excessive emoticons, and/or conspiracy theories about the top players instead of actually playing the game and/or making friends. They are easily spotted by their desperate grasping for attention and vast amounts of time spent playing while having one of the weakest accounts in the game.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods