realmtard 

A person who plays MMORPGs only to flame/spam the global chat room with caps lock typing, unnecessary punctuation, misspelled common words, unintelligible sentences, excessive emoticons, and/or conspiracy theories about the top players instead of actually playing the game and/or making friends. They are easily spotted by their desperate grasping for attention and vast amounts of time spent playing while having one of the weakest accounts in the game.

Bane Wulf: FLOOL PUP X KIA ! THEIR DESTROY ALL REALM STEEL GOLD !!
not kabba: one day ,,,,,, i ,,end you all ,,fok ,,,,,,litlle castels big fok er end all you day..
kaisersoze: Not this again.
FlavorFlav: Yep...looks like someone let the realmtards out again...

realmtard by freelancer54 May 24, 2017

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

Readtard by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

Ramtard

When you are playing an online video game and someone purposefully rams into you to get a kill.

I was playing war thunder and this ramtard flew into me!

Ramtard by Dr Socks July 24, 2018

remtard 

Combination of the words remedial and retard, used to imply that a person requires remedial education and is, threfore, a retard.

1. "They fly Hurricanes, isn't it?, them's shit planes for remtards on free dinners"

"I'm flying a Hurricane, it's a shit plane, I'm rubbish and my [mum goes chippy in her slippers]"

"that's me being them". "that's well funny man"

remtard by Spanish Castle Magic March 20, 2010

Wormy Remtard 

That one guy who after a few too many bevvies thinks it's a good idea to impress others by doing the worm

'Oh jeese wormy remtard was at it again last night'

Wormy Remtard by C-0-2 August 10, 2017

realitarianism 

Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.

I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.

realitarianism by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006

remtard 

Combination of "remedial" and "retard" that insults a persons intelligence

Dave: "uh where did I put my pen"

George: "You're such a remtard man"

remtard by Dan1456 February 1, 2008