realtar

Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.

Learn to play a realtar!

by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009

RealPartyKid

A person who is really about that party life! No matter what hour of day, they're ready to turn up to the maximum. Coined by pop artist RealPartyKid in Central Los Angeles. They don't care if their mom died, they will party their butt off while crying!

Jacob: Whoa that guy is totally in the party scene!
Bill: Yeah he's a RealPartyKid.
Jacob: A what?
Bill: You know. One of those dudes who doesn't care and just let's himself get into the mood.
Jacob: Ah I may want to be a RealPartyKid.

by Luther Blisette January 29, 2015

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

realmtard

A person who plays MMORPGs only to flame/spam the global chat room with caps lock typing, unnecessary punctuation, misspelled common words, unintelligible sentences, excessive emoticons, and/or conspiracy theories about the top players instead of actually playing the game and/or making friends. They are easily spotted by their desperate grasping for attention and vast amounts of time spent playing while having one of the weakest accounts in the game.

Bane Wulf: FLOOL PUP X KIA ! THEIR DESTROY ALL REALM STEEL GOLD !!
not kabba: one day ,,,,,, i ,,end you all ,,fok ,,,,,,litlle castels big fok er end all you day..
kaisersoze: Not this again.
FlavorFlav: Yep...looks like someone let the realmtards out again...

by freelancer54 May 24, 2017

Realbar

A Realbar is a four year old boy who is cute but mischievous, usually with chubby cheeks.

While you are squeezing his cheeks you shout it with your teeth clenched.

“Realbar!!!” I shouted while squeezing Bing’s chubby, rosy cheeks.

by Albietross April 6, 2019

realitarianism

Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.

I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.

by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006

realtalk

To be serious about something, Being serious about a conversation and/or topic.

Realtalk, like i hella like danny...

I dont like victoria cuz shes all over my man like realtalk.

by Paizly April 6, 2006