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Re-donk-culuous

A excessively large ass.That when you think of it, its just ridiculous.
man,jennifer lopez's ass is Re-donk-culuous. I would still hit that tho.

Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus) 

Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)
"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

re-diddly-donkulous 

something so absurd, so idiotic that it makes a normal mind explode in aggravation.
She just bought 18 snackpacks and a hose, that's just re-diddly-donkulous.

You're the Donkey to my Shrek 

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

you're kicking my donkey 

Marissa you're kicking my donkey. Let's get this issue addressed.
you're kicking my donkey by CGP November 13, 2007

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey 

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."