Definitions by CGP

Celanda

Totally kick ass chick, one belonging to daddy Pike, beautiful, smart, loyal

U see Celanda over there looking all beautiful, yeah, she must be Pike's girl.

Celanda by cgp November 3, 2014

you're kicking my donkey 

to express frustration

Marissa you're kicking my donkey. Let's get this issue addressed.

you're kicking my donkey by CGP November 13, 2007