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randytaylor69 

randytaylor69, aka Rose, is a YouTuber who had men simping for her back in 2007. Her blue hair, british accent, and sense of humor made her irresistable to guys. There were rumors that she was a trap, since she was really skinny and androgynous looking. She got doxxed sometime in the early 2010s and dropped off the Internet, only to return to youtube in 2017. She went blonde a while ago and now she has a christmas album out on bandcamp. also i'm pretty sure she's married with a baby, even though she looks 15 and has looked like that since the start of her YouTube career. She is pretty much the original e girl.
randytaylor69 is such a cutie. too bad i discovered her 10 years too late.
randytaylor69 by grocerybagdottv September 7, 2020

Randsday 

A holiday celebrated by Ayn Rand fans all around the world. It is observed every 2nd February, the birthday of Ayn Rand, and it consists of giving yourself a gift to celebrate the "rational selfishness" advocated by Ayn Rand. Randsday is to remind yourself that pleasure in life is an actual human need and that joy and motivation are to be deserved, they will not come to you automatically. Celebrate you are alive by loving your values and re-affirming your virtues.
"hey, today is Randsday! I'm gonna indulge in some good banquet and good cabernet wine. Cheers to me!"

"Man, it's 2nd February! Give yourself a break"
Randsday by Hofesh February 3, 2013

randtard 

An uncritical follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement, often characterised by attacks on charitable acts based on ignorant or strawman arguments.
"To all of the altruists out there discrediting 'Atlas Shrugged', shouldn't you be out sponsoring some charity to give all of our money to some middle eastern baby holding a rifle?"

"You sir, are a complete randtard."
randtard by Sean Robbins December 29, 2007

Rankstankin' 

Junk in the trunk after a week with no soap
Oh Snap! That GURL is Rankstankin' up the whole living room. I should have kicked her out before she ate those wings, now she's gonna sleep all over my fresh, redolent bedding.
Rankstankin' by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Randtard 

A derivative of randy/random - Someone you do not know nor care enough to know, as they usually have a bland personality. Any insults from a randtard are invalid due to them being as irrelevant as it gets. The only situation where they're relevant is with the other randtards.
Person 1: What up, bruv?

Person 2: I'm just chillin'. Wuz up with you?

Person 1: Just securing hella bags at work, bruv.

Person 3: What up guys!!!

Peson 1: You're a randtard, stop speaking.
Person 2: get known first, then maybe you can talk to us.

Person 3: Condescending assholes...
keep fiendin' for clout
Randtard by FiendingForWaifus November 3, 2018

randsteinfucker

someone who will do ANYTHING for anything. (in german) a worthless pile of shit.
that randsteinfucker blew me for a dimebag. what a worthless pile of shit.
randsteinfucker by k07n March 1, 2016
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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