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randtard 

An uncritical follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement, often characterised by attacks on charitable acts based on ignorant or strawman arguments.
"To all of the altruists out there discrediting 'Atlas Shrugged', shouldn't you be out sponsoring some charity to give all of our money to some middle eastern baby holding a rifle?"

"You sir, are a complete randtard."
randtard by Sean Robbins December 29, 2007
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Randtard 

A derivative of randy/random - Someone you do not know nor care enough to know, as they usually have a bland personality. Any insults from a randtard are invalid due to them being as irrelevant as it gets. The only situation where they're relevant is with the other randtards.
Person 1: What up, bruv?

Person 2: I'm just chillin'. Wuz up with you?

Person 1: Just securing hella bags at work, bruv.

Person 3: What up guys!!!

Peson 1: You're a randtard, stop speaking.
Person 2: get known first, then maybe you can talk to us.

Person 3: Condescending assholes...
keep fiendin' for clout
Randtard by FiendingForWaifus November 3, 2018
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Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009

Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009
For someone to be a random retard. A person we don't know, but the only thing we know about them, is that they're a retard. Hence the term, "Rantard."
> GTA Online <
Rantard: *dies*
Heist Host: Fucking rantard. The guy jumped out of the Kuruma almost at the end here and smacked a tree then died. Nice!
Other Heist Associate: Fucking random retard.
Rantard by Kush N' Mangoz February 1, 2017

ranktard 

the act of getting "ranktarded", being extremely drunk and retarded
typically people living on westminster tend to get ranktarded
dude i got sooo ranktarded last night i dont remember anything!!!
ranktard by Hanielle August 26, 2010
(noun) a person who continually rants about stupid, meaningless crap.
The kids these days curse too much! Kids aren't what they used to be! Why cant the city pick up my trash at 5am rather than 6am! Why am I such a rantard!
rantard by kingmotor October 9, 2007
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