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randalize
South Dakotan slang term originating from the Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.
An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.
An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.
He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...
Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!
If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!
Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!
If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!
randalize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004
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Randallize
In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.
If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.
Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004
Randall Burger
Randall Burger by Mark Mueller June 24, 2004
Randall Flagg
An interdimensional being that you don't want to fuck with. He's a primary villain in the Stephen King universe, created by Stephen King. He's appeared in nine novels by King so far, usually as a villain, and and sometimes just by cameo. He is a socrcerer of the Outer Dark, and he usually appears in novels as trying to bring down civilization through creating conflict and spreading violence and destruction.
He goes by many names, in the Dark Tower universe, he is known as Walter O'Dim, mainly in the Gunslinger as Roland Deschain chases him through a desert and then a mountain seeking information on the Dark Tower. Flagg is generally Roland's oldest enemy.
Randall Flagg first appears in The Stand. After a man-made plague destroys civilization, people are drawn to Flagg as he sets up his new outpost in Las Vegas. He here becomes a demonic warmongering fascist, as he crucifies and tortures disloyal betrayers. He is ultimately destroyed in our world when the Las Vegas outpost is destroyed with a nuclear weapon. However, since it has been said that Randall Flagg has caused trouble in our world under many different names, this doesn't seem to matter. In the end of the book, there is an epilogue where he finds some natives on a beach and becomes their saviour under a different name, repeating the Wheel-of-Ka cycle.
The next Stehen King novel Flagg reappears in "Eyes of the Dragon", as an evil wizard causing havoc on a medieval city.
In the TV adaptation of 'The Stand', he is played by Jamey Sheridan.
He goes by nicknames of "Walkin' Dude", "The Dark Man" and the "Man in Black" and "Dark Man with no Face", and Stephen King says he got the inspiration out of nowhere while in college, and also he attributed some of his inspiration for the character to Donald DeFreeze from the Patty Hearst case.
He goes by many names, in the Dark Tower universe, he is known as Walter O'Dim, mainly in the Gunslinger as Roland Deschain chases him through a desert and then a mountain seeking information on the Dark Tower. Flagg is generally Roland's oldest enemy.
Randall Flagg first appears in The Stand. After a man-made plague destroys civilization, people are drawn to Flagg as he sets up his new outpost in Las Vegas. He here becomes a demonic warmongering fascist, as he crucifies and tortures disloyal betrayers. He is ultimately destroyed in our world when the Las Vegas outpost is destroyed with a nuclear weapon. However, since it has been said that Randall Flagg has caused trouble in our world under many different names, this doesn't seem to matter. In the end of the book, there is an epilogue where he finds some natives on a beach and becomes their saviour under a different name, repeating the Wheel-of-Ka cycle.
The next Stehen King novel Flagg reappears in "Eyes of the Dragon", as an evil wizard causing havoc on a medieval city.
In the TV adaptation of 'The Stand', he is played by Jamey Sheridan.
He goes by nicknames of "Walkin' Dude", "The Dark Man" and the "Man in Black" and "Dark Man with no Face", and Stephen King says he got the inspiration out of nowhere while in college, and also he attributed some of his inspiration for the character to Donald DeFreeze from the Patty Hearst case.
Randall Flagg by NoFadsThen June 17, 2009
Good Story Randles
Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.
Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."
Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"
Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"
Good Story Randles by Roflcopterlmaofestation October 20, 2010
Randal Clark
Randal Clark by McGriddlez May 24, 2009
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