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Raccoonize 

Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.
Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!

Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!
Raccoonize by Yeahsurewhynot September 22, 2017
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RACCOONZ 

Some lit ass producer that makes beats for rappers. Also a ni**a who gets hella pussy.
Person 1: Yo you ever hear of that one dude RACCOONZ?

Person 2: Hell yea bro that dude make some fire ass beats man
Person 1: Last night I saw at least 4 women on him

Person 2: I wish I was RACCOONZ
RACCOONZ by typebeat June 1, 2019

Raccoonism 

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.
Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.

Raccooning 

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
Raccooning by TC231 February 17, 2013

Raccooning 

The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.
Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"
Raccooning by FlipCup1023 October 12, 2010

raccooning 

When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.
Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.
raccooning by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

Rackognize 

Recognizing someone by they're boobs.
She rackognized me by the back of the head.
Rackognize by Jack MeOffff December 22, 2008
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