Raccoonist 

The skillful art of training raccoons
They don't always bite and love to play games. Keith Livingston is the first and only raccoonist.

Keith and Amanda practiced raccoonery for 5 days, Rikki was trained well he is a good raccoonist.

Raccoonist by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Racoonity 

potential of a person to do immoral things like cheating, defrauding

a husband who cheats on his wife has a high racoonity

Racoonity by Framptolicious April 19, 2010

Raccoonism 

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.

Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.

Raccoonism by Raccoonmansolderhottercousin April 6, 2021

Raccooning 

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.

"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."

Raccooning by TC231 February 17, 2013

Raccooning 

The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.

Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"

Raccooning by FlipCup1023 October 12, 2010

The Raccoons 

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?

The Raccoons by zartok-35 August 27, 2006

raccooning 

When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.

Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.

raccooning by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018