lort

Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'.
Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.

"Det her mad smager af LORT!"
"This food taste of Shit (Lort)!"

"Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der."
"That was really a stupid action."

by Dont-got-a-name June 7, 2007

lort

A play on "lord" or "lawd", see also Lordt

Look at this basket of puppies!

Oh my Lort, that's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!

by Beigina November 16, 2016

lort

This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.

Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!

by Zeke1 September 4, 2006

Lort

Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.

Praise the lort!

by Henryso March 31, 2015

Lort

Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"

Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort
wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop

by Pjomleren March 30, 2016

LORTE

1.A word used in the place of LORD! or GOD!.. a less sinful way of cursing.. along with more mexican way.

2.Can also take the place of: FUCK, damn, shit,Cunt

3. Pronunciation :
LOR (roll the R) - TAY

"Oh my LORTE!"

"lorte!what a LARGE poopstick"

by mandy/courtney July 18, 2006

Lort

A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.

Get the fuck outta here ugly ass lort

by BigLortMin November 12, 2020