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raccoonz 

Raccoonz is a meme addicted talking raccoon with sentience that they use to communicate to other meme addicts; has a strong desire to help people and will commonly disconnect due to an allergy of socializing though they socialize anyway.
Raccoonz likes making cake :3.
raccoonz by Smart smart November 4, 2018

raccoonz 

Raccoonz is a talking meme addicted sentient raccoon that communicates commonly with fellow meme addicts; additionally has a strong desire to help people and often disconnects due to a allergy of socializing though socializes anyway.
Raccoonz likes making cakes :3.
raccoonz by Smart smart November 4, 2018

Karate Raccoon 

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.
I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.
Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

raccoon mouth licker 

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.
Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

Raccoon head 

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.
Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!
Raccoon head by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

RaccoonEggs 

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber. He is known for his offensive humor, shocking jokes, and playing CS. His videos are commonly found on IFunny or reposted on Instagram. Raccoon usually attracts a dark, cynical audience, which matches his 'sick' sense of humor.
"I love RaccoonEggs, dude. He is so funny."
"I hate him. He is way too offensive."
RaccoonEggs by I Am Going To Hell October 10, 2018