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Ridgefield, CT 

The white trash version of Greenwich. They think that because they moved out of New York or made a little money, somehow they've elevated from white trash status, however further inspection of the extra amount of pickup trucks, and dumpy yards proves that statement to be false.
Ever been to Ridgefield, CT? Talk about middle class white trash
Ridgefield, CT by Elle O'elle April 2, 2023

Ridgefield High School 

Placed conveniently in the most boring town in Connecticut, this public high school is the breeding ground for rich douche canoes in salmon-colored shorts. Everyone drives a Jeep Wrangler with elevated tires to compensate for their tiny schlongs. I hope you like racism, because it's everywhere. The only plus is you can find a good spot to smoke weed in the bathroom.
"I go to Ridgefield High School."
"Wow, so you probably applied to Elon?"

Ridgefield park high school 

If you go here than make the school what it used to be.4x football state championship and multiple basketball ones too. People used to take pride in RP until some crackhead started fucking everything up. Shit if I had to deal with some of these 1 brain cell motherfuckers id quit. The problem you see is not the school but the students who make the school. It's a mix of snobby, spoiled, stupid, smart, and retarded people but like for real we need to check some of these niggas iq. Lastly its a school where solid athletes bitch out and leave there childhood friends to ride bench at others. If you a under grade and tryna have a future encourage yo dumb ads friends to stay and rebuild this shit. MAKE RP GREAT AGAIN!!!!! DEAD ASS!!!!!
"Yo you went to Ridgefield Park high school"
"Hell yeah yo its solid "

"Yo you good at sports you should join the team"
"Naw I'm transferring to this other school it got ipads"

Ridgefield Park High School 

If you go to Ridgefield Park high school you will come across a bunch of faggots who think they are tough even though.90% of the school are a bunch of crack heads who will never make it in life because they are either dumber than a rock or just garbage at sports.Talking about sports Ridgefield Park has the worst athletic program in high school history.Their football is just a pile of dirt with 200 pot holes.The girls in this school are all thots and act all Hollywood when they have 400 followers on Instagram.Theres mostly Hispanics in this trash school.If you come across a white kid he probably threatened to shoot up the school once.The 7th and 8th graders in that school all get bitched and don’t realize of how bad of a school there going into.If u spend a week at RPHS you will probably find a couple rats and cockroaches roaming around for their disgusting food.The school doesn’t even have white paper because their dumbass staff lost all their money and now there 2 million dollars in dept.
I’d rather go to hell than bum Ridgefield Park High School.

I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.

Ridgefield, CT 

Ridgefield, Connecticut is a small, wealthy town residing in Fairfield County. Most would say that its racial balance is "unhealthy," which is totally true when you take your first gander at the staggering white majority. The town values its money dearly, and if you don't believe me, look at the bank, next to the bank, next to the bank. The public and private school systems are phenomenal, notably Ridgefield High School, Saint Mary's School, and East Ridge Middle School. The town is subtly historic, with 1700's era colonials lining the town's main street. This town is fairly cultured, with a large number of musicians and artists, along with the Aldrich Contemporary Art Museum. Overall, it is an expensive but great place to live and grow up in, although you might have a secluded upbringing as a child. On a downside, however, the drug consumption and dealing rate is high, mostly because of the bored, rich teenagers with time to kill.
"Where is the nearest ATM in Ridgefield, CT?"

"Visit Union Savings Bank, it's right across from Citi Bank, which is right across from Wells Fargo, which is right across from Bank of America."
Ridgefield, CT by Sock Puppet JJ October 15, 2013

Ridgefield 

A southwestern Connecticut town of about 25,000, known to kids who live there as "the Ridge". Not as preppy as Greenwich, not as wealthy as Darien. There is no crime, so the cops just dick around all day and bust house parties at night. You either hang out at Genoa (italian restaurant), or if you like cutting yourself you hang out by Dunkin. Then you drive around for two hours and end up at someones house right before it gets busted. But if you think there's nothing going on in Ridgefield, just check out any of the nearby towns - Redding, Wilton, Weston, Bethel - theres even less happening. It's Connecticut, dude.

The kids aren't any different from your average connecticut kids, except maybe a little richer. So yes they're preppy, mostly white and probably dont know what hit them the first time they leave their bubble, but theyre not all assholes. Weed is easy to get, alcohol isn't as easy but thats fine cause they steal it from their parents' liquor cabinets anyway.

Ridgefield High School is legit and is consistently ranked in the top 15 high schools in CT. Anyone who has said otherwise, look it up retard. A decent percentage of kids make it to the Ivy league every year. A lot more go to UConn or WestConn.

Otherwise, nothing really special about this town. The people who diss it are probably from Wilton or just have a stick up their ass. I could write about the Battle of Ridgefield or some historical shit, but thats kinda gay.
Kid #1: Whats good in the Ridge tonight, gangsta?
Kid #2: You're not black, dude.
Kid #1: Ok. But seriously whats happening.
Kid #2: Nothing. It's Ridgefield. Wanna go to genoa?
Ridgefield by officer_wooster September 30, 2009