r3aper 

A name given to a very angry, depressed adult who's normally hooked on some addictive game, e.g. Runescape, or WoW. Often unsafe to be around due to sudden fits of anger or rage.

"Jesus, that guy is foaming at the mouth over that game!"

"Yeah he's totally raging, he must be a r3aper!"

"Rofl, what a nerdy queer!"

r3aper by General Semenstain May 17, 2010

norwood reaper 

The "norwood reaper" knocks at your door when you start to lose hair to take you to the "norwood cemetery".

The word norwood refers to the Hamilton–Norwood scale which is used to classify the stages of male pattern baldness.

Originally used at lookism.net and similar sites like looksmax.me the term eventually gained more popularity when it got introduced to the misc.

A: I'm losing hair in the shower and it looks like my hairline starts to receed. I'm just 18?!
B: Norwood reaper takes all - looks like it's over.

norwood reaper by norwoodreaper November 16, 2019

reaper reminder

What you get the morning after tangling with a Carolina Reaper pepper, the burning sensation of taking the dump to get it out of your body.

Ted really went after it when he ordered 10 Carolina Reaper chicken wings last night. He powered through 6 and then tapped out, though he took the remaining four to-go and finished them later in the eve. The next morning he got the early morning reaper reminder and remained skittish about his PMBM that was coming later that day. The whole experience gave new meaning to heat seat.

reaper reminder by the comand'r February 4, 2021

Lil Reaper 

A young music artist from Simi Valley CA.
The founder of the brand “Bloody Paradox”.
Birth Name: Ivan Alexander Maradiaga.
Member of the label 630 Sound.

have you heard the new song Lil Reaper just dropped?

Lil Reaper by Bloody Paradox March 23, 2021

snake raper 

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

snake raper by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

raper 

if you are a rapper you are R kelly

if you are a raper you are still R kelly

R kelly is an amazing raper and rapper

raper by thechas3 November 30, 2020

Goodie Raper 

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

Goodie Raper by Oodles and oodles of noodles! October 30, 2011