Raperd 

Noun, A person who has commited rape in the past.

God hes such a rapist!! ...NO!! Hes not a rapist anymore!! ...HES A RAPERD!!

Raperd by RisforRndm August 6, 2009

Raped with a chainsaw 

The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.

I would rather be raped with a chainsaw, than take that Physics course again!

Raped with a chainsaw by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

snake raper 

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

snake raper by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

raper 

if you are a rapper you are R kelly

if you are a raper you are still R kelly

R kelly is an amazing raper and rapper

raper by thechas3 November 30, 2020

Raped by Hagrid 

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

Raped by Hagrid by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

Goodie Raper 

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

Goodie Raper by Oodles and oodles of noodles! October 30, 2011

raped by a shark 

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009