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Raperd by RisforRndm August 6, 2009
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Raped with a chainsaw
The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.
Raped with a chainsaw by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016
snake raper
Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.
snake raper by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010
Raped by Hagrid
When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
Raped by Hagrid by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015
Goodie Raper
One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.
This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.
This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.
"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"
"Uh, I just have six."
"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"
"Sorry"
"Don't be such a goodie raper!"
"Uh, I just have six."
"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"
"Sorry"
"Don't be such a goodie raper!"
Goodie Raper by Oodles and oodles of noodles! October 30, 2011
raped by a shark
a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009