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qurantine
When you cannot go to the mosque for prayer during a pandemic quarantine and must read the Quran at home instead.
qurantine by nocabhuggin March 25, 2020
quarny
An intense state of horniness due to being stuck alone, or with someone you don’t want to sleep with, in quarantine.
quarny by Pickletickle April 2, 2020
Qurangasm
Pronounced Quran-gasm, it describes an orgasm one attains from reading erotic sections of the Quran. Qurangasms are most common in female Muslims, although they can happen to anyone, especially if the person has a fetish for tiny bold words crammed as tight as possible on large sheets of paper with that beautiful sexy margin to give you space and room to think.
Jasmin: I had the best sex ever last night.
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*
Dude you have no Quran
Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
Dude you have no Quran by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010
Quran
The holy bible of Muslims, called quarn,the one who reads it is a wise person,the one that seeks wisdom
Quran by Thetopwriter December 3, 2017