A school in Lemont where literally every rich kid steals money from their parents, and spends it at Starbucks on fridays. Every kid that isn't rich but popular spends all their parents' paychecks trying to look rich and stuck up as fuck. (No wonder why they aren't rich.) The teachers load the kids with so much homework but don't teach them properly, so it's probably hard as fuck to do the homework in the first place. The popular girls parade around in their slutty outfits with coffee from Starbucks because Dunkin' Donuts doesn't do jack shit for them, and the boys try to impress the girls using money that they probably stole from their parents. The parents complain too much about electronics and yet they give their children electronics to use.

Person 1: I went to Old Quarry Middle School.
Person 2: That fucking blows.

old quarry middle school by An asshole with no life. August 14, 2017

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Rock Quarry

The act of a taking a dehydrated defecation, induced by a high fiber diet, which results in multiple nugget sized pebble turds. These pebble turds sink to the bottom of the stool where they accumulate to form what resembles a rock pile.

Dude, between the alcohol and broccoli my next deuce drop is definitely going to be a rock quarry.

Rock Quarry by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009

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Quarryville

A small town, with a lot of drama. Hicks. Druggies. And Jerks. That's all. And a lot of people trying to get out of it.

Have you ever heard of Quarryville?
Nah man, that place is boring

Quarryville by Thehugaddict December 25, 2012

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