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(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
Related Words
quanye • Quander • Quanker • Quante • quance • Quange • quanked • Quansexual • quane • quadye
Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.
Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)
Quaneme by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008
When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"
Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.
quanless by WE17DY May 28, 2010

Quanteen 

Quanteen is the name given to the number between five and six. It is found by dividing Tristan's variable by kristers fraction. The former is equal or not equal to the latter
Mrs Duffy: What did you get for question B Alex?
Alex: Mrs, is the answer quanteen?
Mrs Duffy: Yes that is correct.
Quanteen by Tristers December 21, 2022
She has a fat ass. She's funny and cool. Really polite but not too friendly. She doesn't hang out with her own gender too much. She's mistaken for something she's not majority of the time. You don't want to lose a Quanae. She's very loyal to the people she care about
That girl Quanae is cool
Quanae by Djkaowm April 13, 2017
Quantez, a sweet boy who is afraid to tell a girl his feelings. Quantez is very handsome and outgoing, he is that type of guy that you won't find anywhere! If you date a quantez you are lucky as f**k!!!!
Quantez very charming and loving
quantez by Nmn u know me December 28, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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