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quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')
Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.
quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022
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Quampy • Quamp • Quamph • Quamfy • Quampha • quample • quampt • quappy • quamay • Quamby

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.
Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.
Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022
The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.
I feel quamfy with my buys.
Quamfy by Overledger June 7, 2019
A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence
"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
Quamph by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019

quampha (qum -Fa ) 

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
quampha (qum -Fa ) by KennyF August 29, 2005
Unhygienic in the genital area and/or the odour resulting thereof
I was gonna go down him but it was a bit quompy down there
Quompy by Melones June 16, 2015
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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