Quampy

1: The use of "clamping" as an adjective

2: The use of any word as an adjective

Hey did you see that crabs hand? its pretty fucking quampy.

by zacharyiguess December 31, 2021

quamputer

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

by wordhatch May 22, 2022

Quampsack

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

Quamfy

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.

I feel quamfy with my buys.

by Overledger June 7, 2019

Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence

"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"

by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019

quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.

* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.

by KennyF August 29, 2005

Quompy

Unhygienic in the genital area and/or the odour resulting thereof

I was gonna go down him but it was a bit quompy down there

by Melones June 16, 2015