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The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.
I feel quamfy with my buys.
Quamfy by Overledger June 7, 2019
Words you can keep
Feeling comfortable and relaxed because you have invested in QNT.
A: Dude aren't you worried about losing all of your money in crypto?
B: No man, I'm quamfy.
Quamfy by Quamfy June 17, 2023
Related Words
Quamfy Quamf Quaffy quamay Quamby Quamify Quammy Quampy quamyah
A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.
"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"
Quaffy by TheBigBadBobby June 28, 2023
someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)
i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa
quamf by quamf rapist January 10, 2008
Means “what?” Or “Huh?” Showing a state of confusion.
Kara says: “Bob got ran over by a car.”

Steve: “Um... Quaffy?”
Quaffy by kgirl123457 March 26, 2019
When a really fat person has really fat quads and they run down and over their knees. (plural is quammies)
You should really lose some weight. There are things growing in the folds of your left quammy.
Quammy by Blaine Myers February 12, 2008
To drastically improve the visual impact of PowerPoint slides
This slide looks rubbish, let's Quamify it!
Quamify by The ATS King March 25, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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