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A bloody genius that will bring a future for others. He is charming, smart, handsome, and funny. You can talk to him in time of need and without a bought help you no matter what. He is most likely brown and there is probably no one who ever names their child this name. Unless of course, if you brown. Qaeef is fun to be around. He is also very intelligent.
I wish he was like Qaeef.

Fuck, I want to be like Qaeef

Someone: How is he so good at what he does?
Someone else: Because he is Qaeef.
Qaeef by PepperDani February 2, 2021
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Queefcup 

A queef that sounds like a hiccup.
My wife queefcupped so hard I thought the dog threw up.
Queefcup by youdontknowme001 November 7, 2018

Chief Queef 

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
Chief Queef by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

Queefer at the Reefer 

Mark: Damn, me and my girl had some crazy sex at that reefer.
Kyle: Yeah bro, I heard her. She was a queefer at the reefer!

queeferific

She let out a pussy fart and it was queeferific

queef greased 

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007

queef in a pan 

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen
i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen
queef in a pan by anonymous April 7, 2021