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queef-cannon

Queef-cannon (NOUN): a vulgar, slang term for a nauseatingly filthy vagina.
Armando: You were pretty wasted last night...did you get lucky?
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.
queef-cannon by jsphwhitaker October 27, 2011
Related Words

queefcation 

A queef of such power and duration that it requires time off from work.
"John had to take a queefcation."
queefcation by scaldie May 21, 2016

Queef Cannon 

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first
I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.
Queef Cannon by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019

Queef Cannon 

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing
“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”

“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
Queef Cannon by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021

Queef Cannon 

She's got quite the queef cannon..
Queef Cannon by Manvstaco July 19, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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