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An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.
Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.
by MTS73 March 10, 2008

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Crazy Chick Magnet - 1)A person who intentionally, or unintentionally attracts nothing but unexplainable, insane, drama queens. 2)A person with a history of dating unstable females.
Mattie can't seem to meet a discerning woman. It's like he is nothing but a CCM.
by MTS73 August 22, 2010

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Black Cherry Rum. Made by Cruzan.
Yo, tell Abby to swing by the liquor store and grab a bottle of BCR so we can get out drink on.
by MTS73 August 22, 2010

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A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.
Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!
by MTS73 August 24, 2010

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Black Cherry Rum and Zero - Cocktail created using Black Cherry Rum and Sprite Zero. Rumored to have been discovered in Pensacola Beach by a Pimptastic Guy named Mattie.
Hey Punkin', we is thirsty ! Get your arse in the kitchen and serve up a round of BCR and Z
by MTS73 August 23, 2010

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