by dat bitch u b hatin on! February 05, 2010

A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.
by deez nuts42 September 08, 2010

That old man is a mustachio.
by missanonymous9713 April 23, 2009

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.
(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)
(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)
by naturallybaked May 25, 2011

by mario November 10, 2003
