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Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."
Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008
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Pussitawhippo 

A situation in which the lady wears the pants and the dude gets the Dirty Sanchez.
- Since Hernandez has been going out with this new girl, he never comes to the poker games no more, what a pussitawhippo!

- And what up with the ''Quick mustache'' on his lip?
Pussitawhippo by Cart + meuv August 28, 2009

Pusswind 

The 5th hole had a strong pusswind yesterday.
Pusswind by Joe Bell March 29, 2017
A retarded individual whose brain is made up of at least 75% stale urine, which adversely affects his/her ability to interact appropriately with normal people. Most frequently encountered while driving on the public highway (or more usually cycling), but not limited to this. Pisswits are found on all continents and in all walks of life.
1.That's the 10th pisswit I've seen going through a red light on it's bike this morning, and I've only been out 5 minutes.
2.Don't go near Kieran, his breath stinks, and he's a bug-eyed moron: no, actually he's worse than a moron, he's a pisswit!
3. I was going to shag Jackie, but as soon as she opened her mouth I realised just what a pisswit she is, so she can go and fuck herself!
Pisswit by Dick Shunairy Jim October 24, 2012

pussitis 

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.
Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.
pussitis by pantew May 6, 2006

Chronic Pussyitis 

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.
"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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