Pussyitus

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.

I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.

by Tim K. March 30, 2006

pussyitus

When you make up injurys so you dont have to do anything....

I have a headache so i cant run..
wow you have pussyitus sound familiar

by kakillala April 8, 2008

pussyitus

Being a soft ass bitch, and not having a pair.

David Keegan had pussyitus because he didn't go out for football

by KingKind August 15, 2015

Pussyitis

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

Pussytunities

An opportunity at which one can secure pussy eg: parties, pubs, clubs

"Damn bro I don't think there are gonna be many pussytunities for the next few weeks"

by WalesMasterRace December 3, 2020

pussystunting

The process of looking so good even females break their necks to get a second look because you look THAT good

Me and my bestie were pussystunting at the club and no one could compare, to US!

by Arinstasia November 28, 2016

pussitis

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

by pantew May 6, 2006