Purvey 

A survey that is done by someone who is a pervert or perverted.

Mr. Mitchell, the registered sex offender down the street, just emailed me a purvey.

Purvey by Elizabeth Gitchel February 8, 2009

Purdeyboy envy

Where one of your guy friends is so jealous of you that he copies everything that you do. He'll wear the same clothes as you, watch the same TV as you, use the same sayings as you and act the same way. He does all of these things after saying the opposite and then doing them anyway, and claiming them as his own.

1. When did that guy start acting just like his friend? Oh, he just has Purdeyboy envy.

2. He always said he hated that TV show! I know, he only says he loves it now cause he's got Purdeyboy envy.

Purdeyboy envy by Skindog June 5, 2016

Purkey 

The most awesome last name ever, only awesome and sexy people may obtain this last name. Not to be confused with "perky".

That person is so Purkey.

Purkey by EpicBacon July 8, 2010

Purkeypile 

v. To collect useless objects in video games and amass them in a specific location, usu. the player's domicile.

I purkeypiled 217 teddy bears in my lair on Fallout 3 and it looks awesome.

Purkeypile by rowany December 17, 2008

Perveyor of premium coffees 

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.

Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".

Perveyor of premium coffees by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

Purvy 

Petite and curvy. A female that has small features, such as being small boned, short, and not weighing that much, but at the same time being filled out in all the right places.

Such as if a female weighs 120 and is 5'2, but she has a nice sized butt and breasts, and she has muscles, she'd be considered purvy.

Not considered volouptuous because it's still petite, but it's definately being filled out and having a body that's matured over the years.

1. Just because Eva Longoria is slender and petite, doesn't mean she's scrawny and looks like a little kid; she's actually purvy!

2. People like Mo'Nique always considers petite women to be be bony, whether they're filled out and purvy or not; maybe because they're under a certain weight!

3. I've known alot of girls that were taller than me, but weighed less than me, maybe because I was built purvy and they were built like poles!

Purvy by PrincessR November 23, 2009

pursey whipped 

A man who is so smitten by his lover that he stands around holding her purse or serves her constantly to the point of embarrassment.

He was just standing there holding her purse smiling like a goon while talking to her in a baby voice, he is so pursey whipped!

pursey whipped by mellowknife April 1, 2010