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Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.
"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!
Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014
Related Words

puntificate 

1. To make puns for the delight and/or irritation of friends and family.
2. To make puns in excess.
Jacob would groan and claim to hate it when Ed would puntificate, but in reality he just envied Ed's acumen for wordplay.
puntificate by Teddallo March 25, 2008

Purtifyin 

The process of making something or someone purty
We serious gotta work on purtifyin her.
Purtifyin by TheShai1 October 20, 2009

puntificate 

to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of.....
As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....
To make or become purty/pretty. Verb.
It's important to purtify figures for a paper.

I'm working on purtifying that image.
purtify by SurferGeek July 16, 2014
To wear Pants, Slacks, Trousers or Jeans so high on your Waist that the Crotch presses against your Genitalia, just like Panties---to some people, it can feel good, and looks Sexy, too.

Past Tense: Pantified
I like to PANTIFY my Jeans, because the legs are so long they would drag the ground otherwise.

Both Women and Men can look good PANTIFIED.
Pantify by Pretty_Handsome_Unisex October 1, 2016