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Dumbfuck way of saying "pretty". You only save one character, no syllables and it's not even pronounced the same way as "pretty".
It don't steer so good, but it be purty fast.
purty by poudink January 9, 2021
when you’re pretty but they just say it bc they’re pussys and don’t wanna “simp”
Ooo look she’s purty!

ahah bro don’t you mean pretty?
no bro i menat purty ion wanna simp
purty by fuckinurdad24/7 May 27, 2021
pretty, they must look slay too
purty by loyal lulu October 25, 2022

purty scale 

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"
purty scale by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008

Purty Sanchez 

When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"

You look so purty.
She was a real looker, but still, I gave her a purty sanchez.
Brown, smoky eye. Gorgeous!

purty titties 

Mountainous views which resemble titties. Attractive bulges of land, erupting out of sometimes flat land, or sometimes bumpy land. Bumpy land can certainly be consider purty titties too.

Commonly used amongst folks in West Virginiatucky.

White trash slang for some fuckin mountains.
Holy shit, those mountains sure do look like some purty titties.

Them mountains have the purtiest titties in West Virginia.

Look Ma, see them big purty titties up there?
purty titties by teeeea December 9, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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