Puntificating

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

by MacgalSC March 17, 2014

Stable Genius

Knowing a whole lot about horse shit.

President Trump claims he’s a “Stable Genius “. Believe me, he can throw down some horse shit.

by MacgalSC January 08, 2018

entremanurial

Capable of taking shit thrown away at the curb and fixing it or combining it with other shit thrown to the curb to make a useful object or piece of equipment.

Hey check it out: Charles found a couple of broken mowers at the curb and made a working one out of the two pieces of shit by putting the working parts together!

Hey look Charles found two pieces of shit lawnmowers at the curb and put them together to make one good running mower! He sure is entremanurial.

by MacgalSC July 22, 2015

stayvocation

When you work out of your house. Preferably in your pajamas most of the day.

Corona has the plant shut down. Now I have a stayvocation and I never get up before noon! Bonus!

by MacgalSC April 14, 2020

Narcopulation

Fucking someone on sleeping pills (Ambien)

Matt: How was the sleep over at Ana's?
Karl: I didn't know she took Ambien. Fuckin' her was like - Narcopulation - bangin' the dead, man!

by MacgalSC July 30, 2016