Punetard 

One who is a bitch or a pussy while also being a retard.

Look at Dave! Hes trying to commit suicide but he doesnt have the balls! What a punetard!

Punetard by Irdy Sav May 26, 2010

puketard 

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

puketard by Maxhole July 15, 2011

puntarded 

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

puntarded by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

punktarded 

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.

Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.

punktarded by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009

Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

Pinetard by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

Punktard 

Punktard: A Punk person who acts like a dumbass.

John, quit acting like a punktard.

Punktard by Mr.Punk January 24, 2015

punktard 

1) A punk kid who's in the punk scene for all the wrong reasons.
2) A punk kid who doesn't know what punk music is, and say they're all about it.

You actually like Good Charlotte, what a punktard!

punktard by Douglas Morris September 16, 2005