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punktard 

1) A punk kid who's in the punk scene for all the wrong reasons.
2) A punk kid who doesn't know what punk music is, and say they're all about it.
You actually like Good Charlotte, what a punktard!
punktard by Douglas Morris September 16, 2005
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puntarded 

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.
Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!
puntarded by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

punktarded 

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.
Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.
punktarded by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009

Punetard 

One who is a bitch or a pussy while also being a retard.
Look at Dave! Hes trying to commit suicide but he doesnt have the balls! What a punetard!
Punetard by Irdy Sav May 26, 2010

punk tard 

When somone belives that they are punk by dressing in black, metal studs and colors their hair. they dont know the meaning of punk and usually listen to bands like good charlotte and simple plan, avril laveige ect. They heard punk was cool so they dress it.
Look at that punk-tard moshing at the good charlotte concert. Shes got the band tee on and wrist bands that she baught at clairs.
punk tard by Mayo October 10, 2004
pucktard (n.) (puck•TARD) 1. a poser who knows nothing about hockey but to pretends to follow it because they think it will be good for their image. 2. a person with bad taste in hockey teams
1. That kid thinks that the Maggots (not an actual team) are a good hockey team, but he really just follows them because he thinks that all Mags fans are cool. What a pucktard.

2. The Maggts suck! You're such a pucktard!
pucktard by otsiam43095 January 10, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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